I like stuff. I love some stuff. I'm 30 years old, and ain't nobody telling me what stuff to like anymore.

 

me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..

me: gets in bed

me: how was earth created

me: who made microwaves

me: how does the internet even work

me: i'm hungry

me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago

me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks

me: too tired to sleep

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

beablazemydearmockingjay:

probablyjudgingyou:

dammitcumberbatch:

cumberbuddy:

ladyavenal:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

#i cant

system failure

#rebooting

#internet dial up sound

#ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR

i thought the second gif was frozen but then i saw the light moving in the background

fun fact: benedict cumberbatch has stated that harrison ford is his hero so realistically; when harrison ford said this; he really did have a system shutdown because he probably thought he would never get to meet him. 

(Source: genandhisqueen)

edwardspoonhands:

I kept seeing references to this on my dash and so I’m finally like “OK…you gotta get hip to the jiggity, Hank!” So I googled it and got all caught up and STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS IS A THING.

That just described 90% of everything on this website for me.

(Source: josh-monster-lover)

edwardspoonhands:

popculturebrain:

Someone forgot to take the water bottle out of this ‘Downton Abbey’ press photo | @darren_bell, Hitfix

That’s a Dresden crystal-cut vaaaaase…obvs…

edwardspoonhands:

popculturebrain:

Someone forgot to take the water bottle out of this ‘Downton Abbey’ press photo | @darren_bell, Hitfix

That’s a Dresden crystal-cut vaaaaase…obvs…

mister-martini:

octoberyet:

You guys have heard the big news, right? Pumpkin spice lattes will be out on August 25th this year!


YESSSSSSS

mister-martini:

octoberyet:

You guys have heard the big news, right? Pumpkin spice lattes will be out on August 25th this year!

image

YESSSSSSS